{"id":1043,"date":"2010-01-22T19:48:11","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T17:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2010-01-22T19:48:11","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T17:48:11","slug":"overheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1043","title":{"rendered":"Overheard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebredafallacy.com\/2009\/05\/dinner-conversation.html\" target=\"_blank\">Breda<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/boobsinjuriesanddrpepper.blogspot.com\/2009\/10\/hes-blonde-in-our-relationship.html\" target=\"_blank\">Crystal<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/overheard-in-office.html\" target=\"_blank\">Tamara<\/a>, I offer the following:<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Tanya&gt; I&#8217;m no good at computer games!<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Youngest daugher&gt; I have a game you&#8217;ll be good at!<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Tanya&gt; What&#8217;s that?<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Youngest daughter&gt; <em>Come<\/em> to my <em>room<\/em> and I will <em>show you<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>&lt;me&gt; Hey, <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> good at <em>that<\/em> game!<\/p>\n<p>(cue the sound of embarrassed teenagers)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of Breda, Crystal and Tamara, I offer the following: &lt;Tanya&gt; I&#8217;m no good at computer games! &lt;Youngest daugher&gt; I have a game you&#8217;ll be good at! &lt;Tanya&gt; What&#8217;s that? &lt;Youngest daughter&gt; Come to my room and I will show you! &lt;me&gt; Hey, I&#8217;m good at that game! (cue the sound of embarrassed teenagers)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farting-around"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1044,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/1044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}