{"id":1535,"date":"2011-06-26T22:24:01","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T20:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1535"},"modified":"2011-06-26T22:24:01","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T20:24:01","slug":"outside-michaels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1535","title":{"rendered":"Outside Michaels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Utah is a relatively religious place, to the point where the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thanksgivingpoint.org\/visit\/museum_of_ancient_life\/about.html\">dinosaur museum<\/a> is closed on a Sunday. Pity.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cabelas.com\/retail-stores-lehi.shtml\">Cabelas<\/a>, however, is open. Wow. Nothing there for me to buy though, residency required to buy shootty things.<\/p>\n<p>Then Tanya spotted a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaels.com\">Michaels<\/a> from the highway, so it was short right short right, and now we&#8217;re in the parking lot vamping off the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\">Barnes &amp; Noble<\/a> free internet waiting for her.<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" data-iawmlf-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:1123,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.thanksgivingpoint.org\\\/visit\\\/museum_of_ancient_life\\\/about.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20150428133341\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www2.thanksgivingpoint.org:80\\\/visit\\\/museum_of_ancient_life\\\/about.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-31 01:26:55&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-10 08:12:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-19 12:17:35&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-10 19:11:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:1124,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.cabelas.com\\\/retail-stores-lehi.shtml&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20160307205718\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.cabelas.com:80\\\/retail-stores-lehi.shtml&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-31 01:27:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-10 08:12:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-19 12:17:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-10 19:11:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:49&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:49&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:1125,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.michaels.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260531014729\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.michaels.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.michaels.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-10 08:12:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-19 12:17:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-10 19:11:49&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:49&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:49&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:1126,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.barnesandnoble.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260530202624\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.barnesandnoble.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-31 01:27:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-10 08:12:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-06-19 12:17:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-10 19:11:51&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-16 10:00:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Utah is a relatively religious place, to the point where the dinosaur museum is closed on a Sunday. 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