{"id":1584,"date":"2011-07-27T08:09:11","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T06:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1584"},"modified":"2011-07-27T12:14:32","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T10:14:32","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1584","title":{"rendered":"WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lemme get this straight&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iita.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1585\" title=\"iita\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iita.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"801\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iita.jpg 801w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/iita-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 801px) 100vw, 801px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re trying to bribe me into persuading my boss to pay R7600 to send me on a course? Bribe me with a free crackberry? And the course is on <em>ethics?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thanks but&#8230; no thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lemme get this straight&#8230; You&#8217;re trying to bribe me into persuading my boss to pay R7600 to send me on a course? Bribe me with a free crackberry? And the course is on ethics? Thanks but&#8230; no thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farting-around"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1587,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions\/1587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}