{"id":1637,"date":"2011-09-21T07:36:46","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T05:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2011-09-21T13:38:38","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T11:38:38","slug":"i-feel-so-inadequate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1637","title":{"rendered":"I feel so&#8230; inadequate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-urinal-signs-pic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1638\" title=\"funny-urinal-signs-pic\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-urinal-signs-pic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-urinal-signs-pic.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-urinal-signs-pic-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean, look at <a href=\"http:\/\/munchkinwrangler.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/19\/constant-companion\/\">Marko&#8217;s<\/a>! But hey, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atomicnerds.com\/?p=5076\">everybody&#8217;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/2011\/09\/if-all-cool-kids-are-jumping-off-bridge.html\">doing<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/theultimateanswertokings.blogspot.com\/2011\/09\/oh-all-right.html\">it<\/a>, so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/P1250311r.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1639\" title=\"P1250311r\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/P1250311r-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/P1250311r-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/P1250311r.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just your generic Swiss Army knife. This is my third &#8212; I bought #1 in Switzerland in 1984 and wore it out about two years ago &#8212; the corkscrew tore out of the frame. I promptly replaced it &#8212; they&#8217;re cheap, less than a case of beer &#8212; and shortly afterwards donated the replacement to a baggage handler in San Francisco after forgetting to stick the damn thing in the checked luggage.<\/p>\n<p>It has everything I need in an everyday carry knife. A bottle opener, another bottle opener, and occasionally I even use the blade.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4643\">Og<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, look at Marko&#8217;s! But hey, everybody&#8217;s doing it, so&#8230; Just your generic Swiss Army knife. This is my third &#8212; I bought #1 in Switzerland in 1984 and wore it out about two years ago &#8212; the corkscrew tore out of the frame. I promptly replaced it &#8212; they&#8217;re cheap, less than a case of beer &#8212; and shortly afterwards donated the replacement to a baggage handler in San Francisco after forgetting to stick the damn thing in the checked luggage. It has everything I need in an everyday carry knife. A bottle opener, another bottle opener, and&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farting-around"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1641,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions\/1641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}