{"id":2359,"date":"2014-02-19T07:59:01","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T05:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=2359"},"modified":"2014-02-19T13:03:57","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T11:03:57","slug":"read-the-whole-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=2359","title":{"rendered":"Read The Whole Thing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/\">The Adaptive Curmudgeon<\/a>, phoning home:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Me: \u201cAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Curmudgeon: \u201cI\u2019ve told you to switch to decaf.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cI HAVE! I\u2019m in Starbucks, surrounded by hipster dipshits, and <em>I\u2019m  drinking decaf!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Curmudgeon: \u201cOh my God! Are you OK?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/2014\/02\/18\/death-wobble-part-i\/\">Part 1<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/2014\/02\/18\/death-wobble-part-ii\/\">Part 2<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/2014\/02\/18\/death-wobble-part-iii\/\">Part 3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/2014\/02\/18\/death-wobble-part-iv\/\">Part 4<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/2014\/02\/18\/death-wobble-part-v\/\">Part 5<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/adaptivecurmudgeon.wordpress.com\/2014\/02\/18\/death-wobble-part-vi\/\">Part 6<\/a>.<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" 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Are you OK?\u201d Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 and Part 6.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farting-around"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2362,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359\/revisions\/2362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}