{"id":2496,"date":"2014-06-30T08:00:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-30T06:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=2496"},"modified":"2014-06-30T18:17:26","modified_gmt":"2014-06-30T16:17:26","slug":"be-vewy-quiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=2496","title":{"rendered":"Be vewy quiet…"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you wear camo and sit very quietly in the shade of a bush you can get to see interesting things.<\/p>\n

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See it? Lemme zoom in a bit for you.<\/p>\n

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I sat watching this fellow as he was making a beeline pretty much straight for me.<\/p>\n

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This is a split second after he saw me (the camo in the foreground is me). Changed his mind pretty quickly and made for the hills.<\/p>\n

And the evening I had to eat a gemmerkoekie* as punishment for not shooting the blighter. Because there are two problem animals that get shot on sight on farms, jackal** and caracal***.<\/p>\n

Why didn’t I shoot? The gemsbok were just behind that ridge ahead of me, and I was seriously considering changing my priority from kudu to gemsbok. That ended up not happening and I walked-and-surprised**** a nice young kudu bull the next day. So all turned out well.<\/p>\n

* “gemmerkoekie” = ginger biscuit. But laced with Stroh rum<\/a>. I like Stroh rum. This is a game I play to lose<\/a>.<\/p>\n

** Black-backed jackal<\/a>, known as “rooijakkals” or red jackal in Afrikaans. The little bat-eared foxes and silver foxes are also “jakkals” in Afrikaans but you don’t shoot those.<\/p>\n

*** I don’t think I’ll ever be able to shoot a caracal. And of course the african wild cat<\/a> is rightly so a no-shoot.<\/p>\n

**** You don’t walk-and-stalk a kudu. You walk-and-surprise it. It will see you before you see it, if you’re moving, and it won’t stay around for too long. And once they’re gone, they are gone. Over the mountain, down the other side, over the next mountain, and still going strong, while you’re still trying to find your second wind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you wear camo and sit very quietly in the shade of a bush you can get to see interesting things. See it? Lemme zoom in a bit for you. I sat watching this fellow as he was making a beeline pretty much straight for me. This is a split second after he saw me (the camo in the foreground is me). Changed his mind pretty quickly and made for the hills. And the evening I had to eat a gemmerkoekie* as punishment for not shooting the blighter. Because there are two problem animals that get shot on sight on...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farting-around","category-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2496"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2504,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496\/revisions\/2504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}