{"id":3291,"date":"2016-03-23T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T04:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=3291"},"modified":"2016-05-06T11:00:53","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T09:00:53","slug":"kruger-2016-part-5-painted-doggies-idiots-and-assorted-wildlife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=3291","title":{"rendered":"Kruger 2016, Part 5. Painted doggies, idiots, and assorted wildlife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Up early, on the road, and into Kruger.<\/p>\n<p>Now normally the first thing you see inside the park is a herd of impala. Pretty much guaranteed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3295\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120434r.jpg\" alt=\"P1120434r\" width=\"800\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120434r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120434r-300x179.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120434r-768x458.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not this time. The doggies had already picked up a following.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3296\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8442r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8442r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8442r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8442r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8442r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t bother joining the parade, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they followed the pack all the way back to Phabeni gate.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3297\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8455r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8455r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8455r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8455r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8455r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Look at this plonker. There&#8217;s a herd of elephant just off the side of the road, look where the Land-Rover is looking. Makes for a good selfie, no?<\/p>\n<p>I had the camera ready to film the carnage which sadly didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120442r.jpg\" alt=\"P1120442r\" width=\"800\" height=\"496\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120442r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120442r-300x186.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/P1120442r-768x476.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rhino<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3299\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8499r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8499r\" width=\"801\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8499r.jpg 801w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8499r-300x212.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8499r-768x544.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 801px) 100vw, 801px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>More (different) rhino.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3301\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8531r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8531r\" width=\"800\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8531r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8531r-300x189.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8531r-768x485.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And also the little(r) things.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3302\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8540r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8540r\" width=\"800\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8540r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8540r-300x204.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8540r-768x521.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Kruger was very dry. Look at this poor hippo in a mudhole barely bigger than he is.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3303\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8551r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8551r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8551r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8551r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8551r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We drove up via Skukuza, Satara, Letaba all the way to Mopani, where we were booked in for two nights. It&#8217;s a long but very scenic drive.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3304\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8583r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8583r\" width=\"800\" height=\"612\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8583r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8583r-300x230.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8583r-768x588.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8644r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8644r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8644r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8644r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8644r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3306\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8645r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8645r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8645r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8645r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8645r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3307\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8651r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8651r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8651r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8651r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8651r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Marabou stork. I grew up on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kittlingbooks.com\/2012\/04\/scene-of-crime-with-author-deon-meyer.html\">Huppelkind<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3311\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8656r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8656r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8656r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8656r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8656r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3313\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8658r.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8658r\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8658r.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8658r-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8658r-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not that far from Mopani, around 16:30, we came across a herd of zebras. This little fellow seemed to have given up on life, so I decided to come back early the next morning &#8212; a dead foal should attract some predators for a photo-op.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" data-iawmlf-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:465,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.kittlingbooks.com\\\/2012\\\/04\\\/scene-of-crime-with-author-deon-meyer.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20251216054746\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.kittlingbooks.com\\\/2012\\\/04\\\/scene-of-crime-with-author-deon-meyer.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-30 20:51:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-30 20:51:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Up early, on the road, and into Kruger. Now normally the first thing you see inside the park is a herd of impala. Pretty much guaranteed. Not this time. The doggies had already picked up a following. We didn&#8217;t bother joining the parade, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they followed the pack all the way back to Phabeni gate. Look at this plonker. There&#8217;s a herd of elephant just off the side of the road, look where the Land-Rover is looking. Makes for a good selfie, no? I had the camera ready to film the carnage which sadly didn&#8217;t happen. Rhino&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kruger-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3291"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3315,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291\/revisions\/3315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}