{"id":3510,"date":"2016-12-25T00:01:04","date_gmt":"2016-12-24T22:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2016-12-25T08:01:51","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T06:01:51","slug":"sharing-a-memory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=3510","title":{"rendered":"Sharing a memory"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bob Hoover (the VW guy not the ‘plane guy) wrote this in 1998<\/a>. Jim Arnott started a tradition by reposting it every year<\/a>. I last posted it in 2009<\/a>, less than a year before Bob passed away<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Midnight Repairs<\/strong><\/p>\n

He came down the back drive just before midnight on Christmas Eve.\u00a0 I was out in the shop, about to call it a night when I heard the unmistakable sound of a Volkswagen running on three cylinders. Bad valve.<\/p>\n

It was an early model high-roof delivery van.\u00a0 Bright red with white trim. He pulled up behind the shop.\u00a0 As he shut down the engine it made that unmistakable tinny rattle of a dropped valve seat.\u00a0 Good thing he shut it off when he did.<\/p>\n

There was a barber pole logo painted on the door:\u00a0 “NicEx”\u00a0 A young old-guy jumped out, came toward me offering his hand.\u00a0 He was wearing a snowmobile suit, red & white like the van.\u00a0 I could smell the engine.\u00a0 It was running ‘way too hot.<\/p>\n

“Fred Dremmer,” he said.\u00a0 We shook.\u00a0 He was about my age, mebbe a little more, but young, if you know what I mean – alive.\u00a0 Phony beard though.\u00a0 It was his own but too shiny and perfectly white to be natural.\u00a0 I eyed the get-up he was wearing, took another gander at the door.\u00a0 “Nice ex?”<\/p>\n

“NICK ex,” he corrected me.\u00a0 “I’ve got the franchise for this area.” He looked around, noted the tumbledown appearance of the shop, victim of an earthquake that never happened, thanks to politics.\u00a0 “Are you still building engines?” he asked.<\/p>\n

“Not so’s you’d notice.”\u00a0 It was pushing on toward midnight and colder than a well-diggers knee.\u00a0 His shoulders slumped down.<\/p>\n

“But you used to build engines,” he said hopefully.\u00a0 I didn’t deny it. “They said you offered a lifetime warranty.”<\/p>\n

Actually, I didn’t offer ANY warranty.\u00a0 Most of the engines I built were high- output big- bore strokers.\u00a0 A firecracker doesn’t carry any warranty either.\u00a0 And for the same reason.\u00a0 But if I built it, I promised to fix it if they could get it back to the shop.\u00a0 And if the problem was my fault, there was never any charge.\u00a0 So I told him, “Something like that.”<\/p>\n

“My van has one of your engines,” he said.\u00a0 “In fact, I think all the franchisees use them.”<\/p>\n

“This I gotta see,” I laughed.\u00a0 He ran around to get the church-key but I’d popped the engine hatch with my pocketknife by the time he got back.\u00a0 I twisted on my mini-maglite and sure enough, there was ‘HVX’ stamped right where I’d stamped it.\u00a0 It was one of the lower numbers, a bone stock 1600 I’d built back in the seventies.\u00a0 Big sigh.<\/p>\n

“Can’t you fix it?”<\/p>\n

I gave him a look and he shut up.\u00a0 It had just gone midnight, clear and cold and silent. The on-shore flow had increased, bringing with it the charred smell of disaster.\u00a0 About a mile to the west of me a family’s house had caught fire and burned to the ground only hours before.\u00a0 Merry Christmas indeed.\u00a0 I straightened up, knees creaking, and went to fetch the floor jack.\u00a0 As I moved away from the vehicle the guy got all excited, plucked at my arm.\u00a0 “Really, it’s very important…”\u00a0 I snarled something appropriate and he let me go, stood like a dejected lump in his idiotic outfit.\u00a0 He brightened up when I came back towing the floor jack, a pair of jackstands in my other hand.<\/p>\n

“You’re going to fix it?”\u00a0 If he was a puppy he would have been licking my face.<\/p>\n

“Nope.\u00a0 You got a bad valve.”\u00a0 I got the jack under the tranny support and started pumping.\u00a0 “Which ain’t my fault, by the way.\u00a0 I built this engine nearly thirty years ago. You’ve gotten your money’s worth and then some.”\u00a0 I got the jackstands under the torsion bar housing, went around and chocked the front wheels.<\/p>\n

“I wasn’t complaining… ”\u00a0 he began.<\/p>\n

“Well I was,” I shut him off.\u00a0 Veedub valves don’t last thirty years, especially when they’re pushing a van around.<\/p>\n

“It always ran perfectly.”\u00a0 His tone was placating.\u00a0 And it was Christmas Eve. Or rather, 0015 Christmas Day.\u00a0 “And it never gets driven very much, or so I was told.” I gave a snort of disgust.\u00a0 Thirty years is thirty years and every salesman always sez the thing was only used to take the family to church on Sundays.\u00a0 I got a tarp and my small tool bag, rolled the tarp out under the back of the high-roof, dug out my head lamp, checked the batteries.\u00a0 Dead, of course.\u00a0 Began taking the battery case apart.<\/p>\n

“Need some batteries?”\u00a0 He was right there, offering me a 4-pak of new Ray-O-Vac’s. Right size, too.\u00a0 I put the thing back together, tested it.\u00a0 “What are you doing, exactly.”<\/p>\n

“Swapping engines,” I grunted.\u00a0 I handed him a ratchet with a 13mm socket and pointed at the rear apron bolts.\u00a0 “Whip’em outta there.\u00a0 And don’t lose the washers.”<\/p>\n

I skivvied under and got the surprise of my life.\u00a0 The thing was CLEAN. As in showroom new.\u00a0 No road rash.\u00a0 No oily residue.\u00a0 Original factory axle boots so clean and new they gave a tiny squeak when I touched them.\u00a0 But no heater ducts.\u00a0 In fact, no heat exchangers, which explained why the guy was wearing a snowsuit.<\/p>\n

“Does this mean I can finish my route?”\u00a0 He was bent over, peering at me upside down.<\/p>\n

“Not unless you get those damn bolts out, it don’t.”\u00a0 I was running my hand over the paintwork.\u00a0 It had been treated with some sort of surfactant.\u00a0 It felt oily smooth but left no residue on my fingers and didn’t seem to attract dirt.\u00a0 There were steel rails re-enforcing the frame on each side.\u00a0 They ran as far aft as the bumper mount.\u00a0 I couldn’t tell how far forward they went.\u00a0 “You do all this?” I shouted as I crimped-off the fuel line.\u00a0 The breast tin had one of my early bulkhead fittings, the ones I made out of brass before discovering lamp parts worked just as well.\u00a0 I popped off the hose.\u00a0 No dribble but I plugged it anyway.<\/p>\n

“I don’t maintain the vehicle,” the fellow shouted back.\u00a0 “They do all that at headquarters. What should I do with the bolts?”<\/p>\n

“Put them in your pocket.”\u00a0 I skivvied back out, popped loose the battery ground strap, removed the rear apron, disconnected the electrics and removed the barrel nut holding the accelerator wire.\u00a0 I gave it to him.\u00a0 “Keep this with them.”\u00a0 I put the little plywood pallet on the floor jack, got it positioned under the engine, jacked it up and pulled that puppy outta there.<\/p>\n

Fred Dremmer was impressed.\u00a0 He even told me so.\u00a0 “I’m impressed,” he said. Then he said “Happy Christmas.”\u00a0 It was 0030 and I was tired. “Balance that,” I told him, tapping the top of the blower housing.\u00a0 I grabbed the handle of the jack and used it as a trolley to pull the engine into the shop.<\/p>\n

He stood looking around while I dug the spare engine out from under the bench. It was already on a scooter.\u00a0 “What happened?” he asked softly.<\/p>\n

“Look down,” I snarled.\u00a0 “You’ll figure it out.”<\/p>\n

He looked down, toed the gaping crack that ran across the floor like a lightning bolt, saw the way the shop was sloping.\u00a0 “Earthquake?”<\/p>\n

“Northridge.\u00a0 Popped the foundation like a pane of glass.”\u00a0 I pulled the engine out into the open, keeping it on the level part of the floor.<\/p>\n

“Don’t they offer special loans… ”<\/p>\n

“Only if you’re in the ‘official’ earthquake zone,” I laughed.\u00a0 He started making apologetic sounds.\u00a0 “Balance that,” I told him.\u00a0 We scootered the spare engine out of the shop.<\/p>\n

I had to swap mufflers.\u00a0 His came away okay, thanks to the lavish amounts of anti-seize someone had swabbed on the fittings.\u00a0 It was one of those lifetime stainless steel bus mufflers from Germany or England or some damn place.\u00a0 Cost the earth.\u00a0 He looked around, sat down on the workbench when I nodded toward it.\u00a0 We were out back of the shop, under the shed roof.\u00a0 Plenty of light.<\/p>\n

“So what are you getting for Christmas,” he asked, smiling.<\/p>\n

I just looked at him, shook my head.\u00a0 I work best without an audience. “You want some coffee or something?\u00a0 This is going to take me a few minutes.”<\/p>\n

He said No; he had a thermos of tea in the van.\u00a0 “Seriously, what do you want for Christmas?” he smiled.<\/p>\n

“Not being pestered in the middle of the night would be nice,” I muttered.<\/p>\n

He just laughed, as if I was joking.\u00a0 “Seriously,” he said again.<\/p>\n

“You want ‘seriously’?\u00a0 Howabout a new house for those folks down the hill?”<\/p>\n

He gave me a blank look and I realized he didn’t know about the fire. So I told him.\u00a0 He ended up looking as sad as I felt.\u00a0 “What do you think they’d like for Christmas?”\u00a0 I goaded him.\u00a0 I shook my head, “It’s mostly bullshit anyway.\u00a0 A birthday party that’s gotten outta hand.”\u00a0 And the best evidence of that was right there in front of me, some yuppie asshole Yuletide delivery service running around on Christmas Eve in an antique bus. He stood gazing off toward where the fire was.\u00a0 It had been a huge blaze, you could see it good from the house.\u00a0 Hopes and dreams and Christmas trees are all highly combustible.<\/p>\n

I finished transferring the J-tubes and muffler to the spare engine and he helped me shift it on to the jack.\u00a0 We pulled it out to his bus and I started putting it in.<\/p>\n

“It’s unusual to find someone who doesn’t want anything for Christmas,” he said.\u00a0 I’d given him a pair of vise grips to hold.\u00a0 I didn’t need them but I figured it would make him feel useful, mebbe shut him up. Wrong.<\/p>\n

“I’ve got everything I want.”\u00a0 I’d checked the splines.\u00a0 Things were lining up good.\u00c2\u00a0 His seals looked new.\u00a0 I gave them a spray of glycerin so they wouldn’t grab the engine.<\/p>\n

“That’s even more unusual,” he said.\u00a0 He was smiling, acting a little antsy but working hard to keep me happy so he could get the hell out of there.\u00a0 About the worst thing that could happen to him would be for me to slow down.\u00a0 So I did.<\/p>\n

“People spend too much time wishing for things they don’t need.”\u00a0 I patted the red high- roof.\u00a0 “I’ll bet this thing is chock full of yuppie junk, eh?”\u00a0 He looked uncomfortable, passed the pair of vise grips from hand to hand.\u00a0 “And what about you?\u00a0 I’ll bet you’re some sort of retired executive, working a little Christmas-time tax dodge to supplement your retirement, eh?\u00a0 Bleached beard with a platinum rinse, funny suit and this oh-so-cute Santa’s Helper delivery van, popping up in the middle of the night to trade on an implied warranty almost thirty years old?”<\/p>\n

“What are you saying?”\u00a0 He looked kinda angry.\u00a0 The sight was as silly as his costume.<\/p>\n

“You wouldn’t understand,” I sighed.\u00a0 I fished the throttle wire thru the blower housing, plugged the engine back in, started the upper nuts and shanghaied him into holding the wrench while I skivvied back under. Did the nuts, torqued to spec, did\u00a0 the fuel line, checked things over, skivvied back out.\u00a0 With everything installed underneath, I began putting the engine compartment to rights.<\/p>\n

“You mean the religious aspect,” he said.<\/p>\n

“You heard about that, eh?”\u00a0 I kept working.<\/p>\n

“Are you a religious man?” he asked softly.<\/p>\n

I was connecting the generator leads.\u00a0 I wanted to ignore him but couldn’t. I stopped, rocked back so I could see his face.\u00a0 “Yeah,” I told him.\u00a0 “I’m religious as hell.\u00a0 And so are you.\u00a0 But the difference is you worship money and I don’t.”<\/p>\n

“And you can tell all that just by working on my van?”\u00a0 He was smiling. He was no longer angry but really cheerful.<\/p>\n

“Yeah, I can.\u00a0 You’ve had some sort of anti-stick powder-coating process applied to the whole undercarriage.\u00a0 That must of set you back some major bucks.\u00a0 But it’s not a car- show kinda van otherwise it would be all original underneath.\u00a0 That tells me you did it so you could impress your customers with your shiny, never dirty ride and THAT tells me you probably charge some big bucks for your Christmas Eve delivery service gig.”<\/p>\n

That wiped the grin off his face.\u00a0 “Very astute,” he muttered.\u00c2\u00a0 Then frowned. “But if you knew it was all just another Christmas-biz scheme, why are we standing out here in the middle of the night while you repair the engine?”<\/p>\n

I laughed at him.\u00a0 “See?\u00a0 I said you wouldn’t understand.”<\/p>\n

I finished the hook-ups, connected the battery, replaced the rear apron, connected the throttle wire, wiped everything down.\u00c2\u00a0 “Go run the starter for a minute.\u00a0 We gotta prime the carb.”\u00a0 He clumped around to the front and got in.\u00a0 I hadn’t noticed the boots until then.\u00c2\u00a0 Or the buckles.\u00a0 Ridiculous.<\/p>\n

I held the throttle open while he ran the starter.\u00c2\u00a0 He held it down for about thirty seconds then came clumping back.\u00a0 “Won’t it start?”<\/p>\n

“It’ll start.”<\/p>\n

“Shall I do it some more?”<\/p>\n

“Not right now.”\u00a0 I sat there, loaded a pipe, got it going.\u00a0 He turned out to be a pipe man too.\u00a0 Some foreign smelling crap.\u00a0 I’ve got Prince Albert in the can.\u00a0 I mentioned that fact but he didn’t get the joke. Or mebbe he did.\u00a0 It was about a quarter after one.<\/p>\n

“What are we waiting for?”<\/p>\n

“For the starter to cool. It’ll start now.”\u00a0 And it did.\u00a0 Nice steady idle.<\/p>\n

I took his credit card and driver’s license, did the paper work.\u00a0 He balanced the clipboard on the steering wheel, signed both slips without question.\u00a0 “This is just a deposit,” I explained.\u00a0 “Bring back my engine, you can tear it up.”\u00a0 But right then I had a premonition I wouldn’t see him or my engine again.<\/p>\n

“What was it I didn’t understand?” he asked softly.\u00a0 It sounded like he really wanted to know.<\/p>\n

“Christmas presents?”\u00a0 I motioned toward the back of the van.\u00a0 There was a partition behind the driver’s seat that blocked my view. He nodded. “That’s what you don’t understand.”\u00a0 He looked blank.\u00a0 “I get mine all year ’round,” I laughed.<\/p>\n

“Like what?”<\/p>\n

“Like my family.”\u00a0 He gave me that frown again and I laughed.\u00a0 “See? You haven’t got a clue.\u00a0 A smile from my wife is a better thing to have than any of the crap you’ve got back there.”<\/p>\n

The dawn of understanding began to break across his brows.\u00a0 “That’s… that’s pretty old fashioned.”<\/p>\n

“Old as the hills,” I agreed.\u00a0 “Older than Christmas, too.”<\/p>\n

Now he got it.\u00a0 “I’m sorry,” he stammered.\u00a0 “I assumed you were a Christian… ”<\/p>\n

“I am,” I laughed.\u00a0 “Of a sort.\u00a0 And a Muslim, if it comes right down to it. And a Buddhist and a Jew and Inuit too.”\u00a0 And maybe a touch of White Buffalo.<\/p>\n

Now he was laughing and nodding.\u00a0 “Okay, I get it.\u00a0 I think.”\u00a0 But I didn’t think he did.\u00a0 He cocked his head, gave me a thoughtful look. “Yours must be an interesting wish-list.”<\/p>\n

I smiled back at him.\u00a0 Maybe he really did get it. “Sunsets are nice. A good sunset is a thing to be thankful for.”<\/p>\n

“Good health…” he offered.\u00a0 I nodded.\u00a0 He was clearly getting it. “Good friends…”<\/p>\n

“That’s the idea.\u00a0 All that…”\u00a0 I gestured toward the back of the van, “…is just… stuff.”<\/p>\n

“It’s the thought that counts…”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, but only if the thought is there all year ’round.\u00a0 Christmas dinner for the homeless followed by 364 hungry days?\u00a0 Gimme a break.”<\/p>\n

He nodded again, slower this time.\u00a0 “What about the engine?”<\/p>\n

“Because I said I would.”<\/p>\n

That one took him a minute.\u00a0 Then he got it.\u00a0 “Trust…”<\/p>\n

“And honor… yeah, stuff like that.\u00a0 Telling someone you’ll do something then actually doing it…\u00a0 That’s a present of sorts in today’s world.”<\/p>\n

“But… thirty years later…”<\/p>\n

“Doesn’t matter.\u00a0 What got me pissed was you showing up in the middle of the night.\u00a0 And that silly suit!\u00a0 Do you know you look like Santa Claus?”\u00a0 This time we both laughed.<\/p>\n

“But haven’t you ever wished for something at Christmas?” he asked softly.<\/p>\n

“You mean, like world peace or wishing no one’s house would ever burn down on Christmas Eve…”<\/p>\n

He interrupted me with a gesture.\u00a0 “No, I meant something personal.\u00a0 A tool, perhaps?”<\/p>\n

“I’ve got all the tools I need.”<\/p>\n

He kept looking at me.\u00a0 “Never wished for anything?\u00a0 Not even once?”<\/p>\n

“Sure,” I laughed.\u00a0 “When I was a kid.”<\/p>\n

“What was it?”<\/p>\n

Time sucked me back more than half a century.\u00a0 “A wagon,” I admitted. “A ‘Radio Flyer’ wagon.\u00a0 It was about the same color as your van. Roller bearing wheels.\u00a0 It was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.” I was five years old.\u00a0 I can still smell the oiled wooden floor of the Montgomery Ward store in the little California town as I knelt to worship the marvelous machine.\u00a0 They had it propped up so you could spin the wheels, listen to the\u00a0 oily purr of the roller bearings.\u00a0 I was sure it could go at least a hundred miles an hour and carry me any place I wanted to go, a magic carpet disguised in steel.<\/p>\n

“Did you get it?”\u00a0 The soft question drew me back. Overhead the stars snapped back into focus on the velvet cape of night.<\/p>\n

“Take care of my engine,” I ordered as I shut his door, stepped away from the vehicle.<\/p>\n

He slid back the glass.\u00a0 “Did you?”<\/p>\n

“You’re going to be late.\u00a0 Wouldn’t want to upset all those yuppies.” He considered that, conceded the point with a nod.\u00c2\u00a0 He fired it up and backed cautiously up the drive then went rolling down the hill toward the road.<\/p>\n

I slept late.\u00a0 When I stepped out of the shower there was a steaming cup of coffee in my favorite mug.\u00a0 Someone had laid out my shaving tackle.<\/p>\n

The kitchen was full of smiles and good smells of things to eat as the women prepared our Christmas dinner.\u00a0 My wife gave me a big kiss and a bigger smile.\u00a0 “I almost tripped over it when the kids arrived,” she laughed.\u00a0 I had no idea what she meant, gave her a blank stare.\u00a0 She gave me a playful punch.\u00a0 “Fool. It’s perfect.\u00a0 I can use it for moving flower pots and carrying potting mix… ”\u00a0 Something exploded in the microwave and she joined the fire brigade.\u00a0 I took my coffee out to the patio.<\/p>\n

It was parked on the walk under the hibiscus, just inside the redwood gate. A coaster wagon agleam in red.\u00a0 It looked brand new.\u00a0 It even smelled new. ‘Radio Flyer’ in white script along the side of the bed. The handle was black.\u00a0 The wheels white with thick black rubber tires.<\/p>\n

My wife came out, slipped her arm around my waist, leaned her head on my shoulder. “It’s beautiful.\u00a0 Where did you ever find it?”<\/p>\n

In the kitchen, my daughter overhead her.\u00a0 “He probably MADE it!”\u00a0 Everyone laughed. Even me.<\/p>\n

“Is this what you’ve been working on?\u00a0 You came to bed awfully late.”<\/p>\n

I shook my head, sipped my coffee.\u00a0 My great-grandmother was Kiowa. Coffee was ‘burnt-bean-soup’.\u00a0 And still is, to me.\u00a0 “No.\u00a0 I think it’s a gift.”<\/p>\n

My wife gave me an odd look.\u00a0 “Who would give us something like that?”<\/p>\n

“I don’t know.\u00a0 Maybe a white buffalo.”<\/p>\n

She laughed, hugged me a little harder.\u00a0 “You’re crazy.”<\/p>\n

“Yep,” I agreed.<\/p>\n

copyright -Bob Hoover -Christmas, 1998<\/p>\n

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