{"id":5584,"date":"2024-04-24T08:34:14","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T06:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=5584"},"modified":"2024-04-24T08:34:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T06:34:14","slug":"im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=5584","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sorry, Dave. I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t do that."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Clip1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5585\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Clip1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"693\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t ask for it, but I get it. I suppose I should be grateful it&#8217;s not animated autoplay always-on-top, but that&#8217;s probably in the pipeline.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t ask for it, but I get it. I suppose I should be grateful it&#8217;s not animated autoplay always-on-top, but that&#8217;s probably in the pipeline. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[23],"class_list":["post-5584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-get-off-my-lawn","tag-wouter-does-feel-pain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5586,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584\/revisions\/5586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}