{"id":1547,"date":"2011-06-29T04:12:29","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T02:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2011-07-02T00:27:43","modified_gmt":"2011-07-01T22:27:43","slug":"bears-and-bears-and-bears-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=1547","title":{"rendered":"Bears and bears and bears, oh my."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some day, someone is going to drag Yellowstone (kicking and screaming all the way, no doubt) into the 21st century.<\/p>\n<p>Specifically, there&#8217;s no public wi-fi anywhere in the park.<\/p>\n<p>Before we left, I found a website that tells you what animals have been spotted where. Pretty useless if you don&#8217;t have web access.<\/p>\n<p>Anywayz, so we drove up through Grand Teton from Jackson. First animal we saw was a large bear, identified by us amateurs as a grizzly.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the place is infested by bison, can&#8217;t turn around and there&#8217;s one blocking the road looking at you (as Robert Ruark remarked about African buffalo) as if you owe it money.<\/p>\n<p>Also saw elk does and calves and a coyote who was completely oblivious to people getting in our opinion waytooclose taking pictures.<\/p>\n<p>(As mentioned before, pictures are a PITA, go look at Tanya&#8217;s blog for eye candy).<\/p>\n<p>This morning we got up two or three hours before sparrow&#8217;s fart, piled into the car, and headed off to the Lamar Valley (where they supposedly keep the wolves). Got there and there was a chain across the road with a sign saying &#8220;closed 8 miles&#8221;, so we headed north with sleep in our eyes looking for wolves.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t find any.<\/p>\n<p>Did however find a swamp donkey (they&#8217;re more scarce than\u00a0 thought they would be). And of course the inevitable bison. Decided to head back, but to investigate the 8 miles of Lamar valley before the road closure, found more bison and a nice herd of pronghorn. By now the kids were mostly asleep, so we had to show them pictures to prove that we ran into a second coyote right in the middle of the road.<\/p>\n<p>Got to camp, had a shower, stuck washing in the machine, which Tanya watched while I crashed, hard, for 40 minutes. Headed off again, saw the waterfall and the canyon, drove all the way around to Mammoth via a huge traffic jam because there were&#8230; bears. Two of them, as far as we can tell a brown and a grizzly. Strange.<\/p>\n<p>Mammoth had the mother of all pileups and a large herd of elk in the middle of town, with tourists being silly and the park ranger lady shouting at them. Got ice cream and fuel and headed of.<\/p>\n<p>Found another brown bear. Then found another brown bear. Ho hum.<\/p>\n<p>Back to camp, where there was a power failure. So we decided to head to the lake to shop there, maybe get some meat. No luck. There was a coyote off in the distance on our way there though. And we spotted a grizzly on the way back.<\/p>\n<p>So tomorrow we&#8217;re off to Cody.<\/p>\n<p>(This post brought to you by the extremely slow but free hotspot at Salt Lake City airport).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some day, someone is going to drag Yellowstone (kicking and screaming all the way, no doubt) into the 21st century. Specifically, there&#8217;s no public wi-fi anywhere in the park. Before we left, I found a website that tells you what animals have been spotted where. Pretty useless if you don&#8217;t have web access. Anywayz, so we drove up through Grand Teton from Jackson. First animal we saw was a large bear, identified by us amateurs as a grizzly. Of course the place is infested by bison, can&#8217;t turn around and there&#8217;s one blocking the road looking at you (as Robert&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-usa-2011"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1554,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}