{"id":2347,"date":"2014-01-28T21:04:56","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T19:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2014-01-28T21:04:56","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T19:04:56","slug":"never-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=2347","title":{"rendered":"Never happened!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Hobbit \/ Smaug<\/em>. You can sit watching it and shout “Never Happened!” all. the. damn. time. and you’d be right more often than not.<\/p>\n

OK, you also need “no FSCKING WAY!”, especially when barrels are involved. But impossible as it is, that also Never Happened.<\/p>\n

Dayumn. There’s a book. And there’s a movie. And there’s a correlation with the name and most<\/del> many of the characters.<\/p>\n

Hell no.<\/p>\n

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(And is it just me or did they skimp on the CGI? Some of those wargs reminded me of Apple ][ games, just a bit)<\/p>\n

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The Hobbit \/ Smaug. You can sit watching it and shout “Never Happened!” all. the. damn. time. and you’d be right more often than not. OK, you also need “no FSCKING WAY!”, especially when barrels are involved. But impossible as it is, that also Never Happened. Dayumn. There’s a book. And there’s a movie. And there’s a correlation with the name and most many of the characters. Hell no.   (And is it just me or did they skimp on the CGI? Some of those wargs reminded me of Apple ][ games, just a bit)          <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farting-around","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2348,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions\/2348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}