{"id":5068,"date":"2022-02-27T11:04:21","date_gmt":"2022-02-27T09:04:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=5068"},"modified":"2022-02-27T11:04:21","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T09:04:21","slug":"kafka-facebook-facebook-kafka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=5068","title":{"rendered":"Kafka, Facebook. Facebook, Kafka."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/KafkaFacebook.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5069\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/KafkaFacebook.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"547\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/KafkaFacebook.jpg 547w, https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/KafkaFacebook-300x147.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 547px) 100vw, 547px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>If I do think it was me (it was), what do I do?<\/li>\n<li>If I don&#8217;t think it was me, how do I log into Facebook, seeing as how they&#8217;re blocking my logins?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I do think it was me (it was), what do I do? If I don&#8217;t think it was me, how do I log into Facebook, seeing as how they&#8217;re blocking my logins?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fscking-idiots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5070,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5068\/revisions\/5070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}