On the first day of Christmas,
\nFish Hoek sent to me
\nA honking south eastern wind storm.<\/p>\n
On the second day of Christmas,
\nFish Hoek sent to me
\nTwo slammed doors,
\nIn a honking south eastern wind storm.<\/p>\n
On the third day of Christmas,
\nFish Hoek sent to me
\nThree dust devils,
\nand two slammed doors,
\nIn a honking south eastern wind storm.<\/p>\n
On the fourth day of Christmas,
\nFish Hoek sent to me
\nFour rain storms,
\nThree dust devils,
\nand two slammed doors,
\nIn a honking south eastern wind storm.<\/p>\n
On the fifth day of Christmas,
\nFish Hoek sent to me
\nFive broken windows,
\nFour rain storms,
\nThree dust devils,
\nand two slammed doors,
\nIn a honking south eastern wind storm.<\/p>\n
On the sixth day of Christmas,
\nFish Hoek sent to me
\nSix rooftiles flying,
\nFive broken windows,
\nFour rain storms,
\nThree dust devils,
\nand two slammed doors,
\nIn a honking south eastern wind storm.<\/p>\n
(Work in progress, but lemme tell you, if you don’t like wind, Fish Hoek is not for you).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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