{"id":868,"date":"2009-07-28T18:35:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T16:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=868"},"modified":"2009-07-28T18:37:53","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T16:37:53","slug":"boardmans-bf103-digital-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"My scale is trying to kill me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have a Boardman&#8217;s BF103 Digital Scale, take note.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-869\" title=\"yin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/yin.jpg\" alt=\"yin\" width=\"121\" height=\"125\" \/> This symbol denotes <strong>female<\/strong>,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-870\" title=\"yang\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retro.co.za\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/yang.jpg\" alt=\"yang\" width=\"109\" height=\"120\" \/> and this one denotes <strong>male<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>If you get it wrong, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_0oRxCttQSg\" target=\"_blank\">POS<\/a> will look things up in the wrong table, and pronounce you, the guy, underweight, and her, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woodworkforums.com\/showpost.php?p=730074&amp;postcount=67\" target=\"_blank\">SWMBO<\/a>, the love of your life, the one you promised to love and cherish,\u00c2\u00a0 and the person most likely to kill you if you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcknob.com\/2006\/02\/more-disjointed-thoughts.html\" target=\"_blank\">Don&#8217;t Watch Your Step<\/a>, as <a href=\"http:\/\/tanya.dw.co.za\/?p=824\" target=\"_blank\">obese<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You Have Been Warned.<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" 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This symbol denotes female, and this one denotes male. If you get it wrong, the POS will look things up in the wrong table, and pronounce you, the guy, underweight, and her, SWMBO, the love of your life, the one you promised to love and cherish,\u00c2\u00a0 and the person most likely to kill you if you Don&#8217;t Watch Your Step, as obese. 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