When it’s time to move camp, some people pack up their caravans and leave.

This is stupid a sub-optimal use of time and resources.

We get up at the normal 04:00, go out looking for animals, come back in around 09:00, pack up and leave (you have to be out by 10:00). Well, that’s what we normally do.

Remember, your most productive times are gate-open to 09:00, and 17:00 to gate-close. Or at least that’s what works for us, in summer. YMMV.

Took the H1-2 and the S30 Salitje Road towards Lower Sabie. This road has been good to us with lions before, but not this time — didn’t see much, until we got the intersection and decided to take the S29. Just around the corner, found three large rhino quietly browsing.

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Light’s bad, but this gives some idea of how big they are.

Then the elephant came, and this five-legged version blocked the road for a bit.

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Just after we hit the tar of the H10 south, a girl with stunning eyes stopped us and said something like “there are two lionesses off to the left about 2.7km down the road”. So we drove, checking the bush, didn’t see squat. Got to around 3km and I decided to turn around, have another look.

Fortunately the lioness then decided to look up, and we saw her. When they’re lying down you have no chance, see the one on the left?

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Hard life, being a lion.

Went to Lower Sabie for a quick body break, as we came out a fellow stopped us and told us there were lions with cubs at a buffalo kill 12km up the S29 (remember that plan about being packed and out of Skukuza by 10? Wasn’t going to happen).

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They were quite close to the road but in very dense bush.

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We eventually got back to Skukuza at 10, packed up, headed south to Berg-en-Dal, got a nice campsite at the top, set up camp, and went out for an evening drive.

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We saw this little family again, on the night drive. I’m still of the opinion that night drives are a waste of time and money, although the fellow I sat chatting to reports seeing all kinds of things on night drives. But then, it sounded like he goes on them all the time.

 

 

 





Took the H1-1 to Numbi gate to pick up Jessica who would be joining us for the rest of the trip. At the De Laporte bridge we spotted a rhino snoozing. Waited for about half an hour but the only thing that moved was his ears.

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As I write this (Sunday 8th) this bridge is closed due to widespread flooding. And it’s not a low bridge.

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Klipspringer at the H1-1 / H3 T junction.

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Dwarf Mongoose just outside Pretoriuskop.

Picked Jessica up, went around the S3 / S7 loop, saw a lion but couldn’t get good pictures (he was close to the road but hidden in the grass).

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Met Nkulu under the Sign of the Martial Eagle. They were on their way home.

Siesta at Skukuza, went out again towards five. First checked to see if the wild doggies were still in the same area, they were not. Came back via H1-2, found a troop of baboons having a bath next to the low bridge to Skukuza.

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There was plenty of sunlight left so we drove past the tree with the impala in it (with a whole lot of people waiting for the leopard to come back) and on towards Paul Kruger Gate when… we spotted cars. Plenty cars.

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Yup, that close.

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‘e’s just a puddy tat!

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Of course by now it was a complete clusterfsck.

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Something scared him…

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… I think it was those two guys on the back of the bakkie (that’s exactly where he was looking). They looked like rangers, which presumably exempts them from the rules?

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But I jockey for position like a mofo, so we managed to get some more photos, albeit further away.

(The other 500 photographs are available on request :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 





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This little bugger woke us up at some insane time of the morning. And bear in mind that my alarm was set for 04:00, this was well before that. Out of focus because the autofocus did not cope and manual focus is a bit difficult to someone who is used to a split prism viewfinder.

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Heading out we encountered the resident tribe of banded mongoose out foraging for breakfast.

First stop was Lake Panic, I’d never been there and wanted to see what it’s like. Saw two Fish Eagles and a Dwarf Kingfisher.

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“I want my two dollars!”

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Found this fellow on the S7 close to Pretoriuskop.

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Went back to Skukuza for a siesta. We found that it’s best to be out the gate shortly after it opens (no need to be in thequeue, but try to get out as early as possible) and then to drive around until nine or ten. After that, not much moves. Then go out again at around four, stay out until the gates close.

We did just that, drove out on the H4-1 towards Lower Sabie.

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There were some cars stopped on the right-hand side of the road, we investigated, they were watching what looked to be about six or seven sleeping African Wild Dogs — these two under a tree, and four or five in the river bed. Not much was happening, so we drove on to Nkuhlu, where we saw some baboons and a bushbuck.

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On the way back to Skukuza the car in front of us stopped — a leopard had crossed the road just in front of them and disappeared into the bush. They thought it was gone and left, but we persevered and found it about 20m into the bush and hardly visible.

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Checked out the (GPS waypointed) spot where we saw the wild dogs and there was nobody there. But the dogs were still sleeping, so we decided to watch them until they woke up.

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After a while they started stirring and more and more dogs emerged from various spots — there were about 20 of them in total.

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African Wild Dogs are extremely weird creatures. Alien, even. A pack of dogs is an entity, they exist as a unit. Fascinating to watch.

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They crossed the road behind us and went off into the bushes to hunt.

 

 

 





For once we slept in. Hitched the teardrop, proceeded on down the road to Skukuza, our home for the next three nights.

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These guys were enjoying the water.

Had breakfast at Tshokwane, again. Some idiots people had a punnet of grapes, which immediately became the target of the resident monkeys.

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Just after the drift just before Skukuza, there was an unhappy noise.

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Yes, that’s me, out of the car in Kruger. Off camera you will notice Tanya taking the photographs to make sure that if a lion got me, there would be evidence for YouTube.

I had to unpack the car and take the Minus 40 out to get to the spare wheel… no fun.

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Set up camp on a nice spot in Skukuza, and headed out of the camp, back to Hazyview for a birthday party.

Our leisurely start, monkeyfied breakfast, the flat tyre and…

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… the leopard* we saw just before Kruger gate made us already late, but I also wanted to get the tyre fixed because driving around Kruger with no spare is just stupid.

But it was after 12 on a Saturday, the end of the month and the end of the year. Fortunately Thomas Tyres could help out — R950 for a new Continental (I put four new tyres on Tanya’s car last month for R2250, so R950 is high. But we were out of options).

All of which made us about two hours late for the birthday party.

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We had to leave early to make sure we got back before 18:30, when the gates close. Got to camp to find Philip and Justine glamping it out next to us, they will share our campsite for the rest of our time here (You pay a basic fee for a campsite for two people, and then an additional fee for each extra visitor up to a maximum of six. Jessica would also be joining us later).

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(Philip’s photograph)

Proceeded to braai and drink wine and talk nonsense ’till late.

* This is the best photo we have, he was probably around 300m and heading away from us, but Tanya has a 600mm lens which helps.





 





We got up early as always. Not many options of a route to take, since all the untarred roads were closed because of the rain. Drove down to Tshokwane for breakfast.

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Just before Tshokwane we spotted three hyena, one walking in the road and these two by the side of the road. They skulked off to the left, good thing because just on the other side of the road we spotted…

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… the breakfast they didn’t get.

The rest of the day was mostly quiet, spotted a family group of rhino and later a lion on our way back to Satara.

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One of the Scops owls that live in the tree outside the reception at Satara.

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Yea, it got a bit crazy.

So we saw the circus and it was great. Bit rusty in places, but do go.

Then we drove to Hazyview, with some shopping along the way. Anvil brewery in Dullstroom. It’s the first 8 beer tasting menu where I liked all the beers. Hell, I even bought a bottle of white and I don’t like wheat beer in general.

The Hazy Park campsite is good, plenty shade, grass aplenty… that’s if you actually want to stay instead of just overnighting like we did — we left at 04:30, thinking the gates open at five. They opened at 05:30, but we were still #8 in line. Some keen people out there.

Saw some animals, found a nice spot at Satara, went out and saw some more animals, had supper with a cheetah. Well, he was eating, we were taking photographs.

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Then came home to the biggest thunderstorm out. 48mm, they tell me, but it felt like more (Lower Sabie had 120mm). Took the power out, they had to start the genny (we’re in a no-power campsite, but anyway). Found that the teardrop leaks… a bit. No fun at all.

Thought that this would all clear up today but after leaving in the rain and coming back in a downpour, sticking the towels and the sleeping backs in a tumble dryer, and cosying up in the teardrop with wine… it’s still raining. Feh.

The day was good to us though, started the day with a cheetah (maybe the same one from the previous day), saw four of the big five in a couple hundred meter radius, saw about seven lions… of course more elephant and impala than you can count, of course zebra and giraffe and wildebeest. This place is amazing in December.





It’s raining in Johannesburg on Christmas. We need the water, only Grinches will complain.

The trip from Bloemfontein was uneventful, the GPS had its own ideas once or twice so we ended up seeing bits of Henley on Klip — looks like quite a nice little place.

Lunch at the Sandton Sun today, Moscow Circus at Monte tomorrow, and then we hit the road towards Kruger on Tuesday.





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Bob Hoover (the VW guy not the ‘plane guy) wrote this in 1998. Jim Arnott started a tradition by reposting it every year. I last posted it in 2009, less than a year before Bob passed away.

Midnight Repairs

He came down the back drive just before midnight on Christmas Eve.  I was out in the shop, about to call it a night when I heard the unmistakable sound of a Volkswagen running on three cylinders. Bad valve.

It was an early model high-roof delivery van.  Bright red with white trim. He pulled up behind the shop.  As he shut down the engine it made that unmistakable tinny rattle of a dropped valve seat.  Good thing he shut it off when he did.

There was a barber pole logo painted on the door:  “NicEx”  A young old-guy jumped out, came toward me offering his hand.  He was wearing a snowmobile suit, red & white like the van.  I could smell the engine.  It was running ‘way too hot.

“Fred Dremmer,” he said.  We shook.  He was about my age, mebbe a little more, but young, if you know what I mean – alive.  Phony beard though.  It was his own but too shiny and perfectly white to be natural.  I eyed the get-up he was wearing, took another gander at the door.  “Nice ex?”

“NICK ex,” he corrected me.  “I’ve got the franchise for this area.” He looked around, noted the tumbledown appearance of the shop, victim of an earthquake that never happened, thanks to politics.  “Are you still building engines?” he asked.

“Not so’s you’d notice.”  It was pushing on toward midnight and colder than a well-diggers knee.  His shoulders slumped down.

“But you used to build engines,” he said hopefully.  I didn’t deny it. “They said you offered a lifetime warranty.”

Actually, I didn’t offer ANY warranty.  Most of the engines I built were high- output big- bore strokers.  A firecracker doesn’t carry any warranty either.  And for the same reason.  But if I built it, I promised to fix it if they could get it back to the shop.  And if the problem was my fault, there was never any charge.  So I told him, “Something like that.”

“My van has one of your engines,” he said.  “In fact, I think all the franchisees use them.”

“This I gotta see,” I laughed.  He ran around to get the church-key but I’d popped the engine hatch with my pocketknife by the time he got back.  I twisted on my mini-maglite and sure enough, there was ‘HVX’ stamped right where I’d stamped it.  It was one of the lower numbers, a bone stock 1600 I’d built back in the seventies.  Big sigh.

“Can’t you fix it?”

I gave him a look and he shut up.  It had just gone midnight, clear and cold and silent. The on-shore flow had increased, bringing with it the charred smell of disaster.  About a mile to the west of me a family’s house had caught fire and burned to the ground only hours before.  Merry Christmas indeed.  I straightened up, knees creaking, and went to fetch the floor jack.  As I moved away from the vehicle the guy got all excited, plucked at my arm.  “Really, it’s very important…”  I snarled something appropriate and he let me go, stood like a dejected lump in his idiotic outfit.  He brightened up when I came back towing the floor jack, a pair of jackstands in my other hand.

“You’re going to fix it?”  If he was a puppy he would have been licking my face.

“Nope.  You got a bad valve.”  I got the jack under the tranny support and started pumping.  “Which ain’t my fault, by the way.  I built this engine nearly thirty years ago. You’ve gotten your money’s worth and then some.”  I got the jackstands under the torsion bar housing, went around and chocked the front wheels.

“I wasn’t complaining… ”  he began.

“Well I was,” I shut him off.  Veedub valves don’t last thirty years, especially when they’re pushing a van around.

“It always ran perfectly.”  His tone was placating.  And it was Christmas Eve. Or rather, 0015 Christmas Day.  “And it never gets driven very much, or so I was told.” I gave a snort of disgust.  Thirty years is thirty years and every salesman always sez the thing was only used to take the family to church on Sundays.  I got a tarp and my small tool bag, rolled the tarp out under the back of the high-roof, dug out my head lamp, checked the batteries.  Dead, of course.  Began taking the battery case apart.

“Need some batteries?”  He was right there, offering me a 4-pak of new Ray-O-Vac’s. Right size, too.  I put the thing back together, tested it.  “What are you doing, exactly.”

“Swapping engines,” I grunted.  I handed him a ratchet with a 13mm socket and pointed at the rear apron bolts.  “Whip’em outta there.  And don’t lose the washers.”

I skivvied under and got the surprise of my life.  The thing was CLEAN. As in showroom new.  No road rash.  No oily residue.  Original factory axle boots so clean and new they gave a tiny squeak when I touched them.  But no heater ducts.  In fact, no heat exchangers, which explained why the guy was wearing a snowsuit.

“Does this mean I can finish my route?”  He was bent over, peering at me upside down.

“Not unless you get those damn bolts out, it don’t.”  I was running my hand over the paintwork.  It had been treated with some sort of surfactant.  It felt oily smooth but left no residue on my fingers and didn’t seem to attract dirt.  There were steel rails re-enforcing the frame on each side.  They ran as far aft as the bumper mount.  I couldn’t tell how far forward they went.  “You do all this?” I shouted as I crimped-off the fuel line.  The breast tin had one of my early bulkhead fittings, the ones I made out of brass before discovering lamp parts worked just as well.  I popped off the hose.  No dribble but I plugged it anyway.

“I don’t maintain the vehicle,” the fellow shouted back.  “They do all that at headquarters. What should I do with the bolts?”

“Put them in your pocket.”  I skivvied back out, popped loose the battery ground strap, removed the rear apron, disconnected the electrics and removed the barrel nut holding the accelerator wire.  I gave it to him.  “Keep this with them.”  I put the little plywood pallet on the floor jack, got it positioned under the engine, jacked it up and pulled that puppy outta there.

Fred Dremmer was impressed.  He even told me so.  “I’m impressed,” he said. Then he said “Happy Christmas.”  It was 0030 and I was tired. “Balance that,” I told him, tapping the top of the blower housing.  I grabbed the handle of the jack and used it as a trolley to pull the engine into the shop.

He stood looking around while I dug the spare engine out from under the bench. It was already on a scooter.  “What happened?” he asked softly.

“Look down,” I snarled.  “You’ll figure it out.”

He looked down, toed the gaping crack that ran across the floor like a lightning bolt, saw the way the shop was sloping.  “Earthquake?”

“Northridge.  Popped the foundation like a pane of glass.”  I pulled the engine out into the open, keeping it on the level part of the floor.

“Don’t they offer special loans… ”

“Only if you’re in the ‘official’ earthquake zone,” I laughed.  He started making apologetic sounds.  “Balance that,” I told him.  We scootered the spare engine out of the shop.

I had to swap mufflers.  His came away okay, thanks to the lavish amounts of anti-seize someone had swabbed on the fittings.  It was one of those lifetime stainless steel bus mufflers from Germany or England or some damn place.  Cost the earth.  He looked around, sat down on the workbench when I nodded toward it.  We were out back of the shop, under the shed roof.  Plenty of light.

“So what are you getting for Christmas,” he asked, smiling.

I just looked at him, shook my head.  I work best without an audience. “You want some coffee or something?  This is going to take me a few minutes.”

He said No; he had a thermos of tea in the van.  “Seriously, what do you want for Christmas?” he smiled.

“Not being pestered in the middle of the night would be nice,” I muttered.

He just laughed, as if I was joking.  “Seriously,” he said again.

“You want ‘seriously’?  Howabout a new house for those folks down the hill?”

He gave me a blank look and I realized he didn’t know about the fire. So I told him.  He ended up looking as sad as I felt.  “What do you think they’d like for Christmas?”  I goaded him.  I shook my head, “It’s mostly bullshit anyway.  A birthday party that’s gotten outta hand.”  And the best evidence of that was right there in front of me, some yuppie asshole Yuletide delivery service running around on Christmas Eve in an antique bus. He stood gazing off toward where the fire was.  It had been a huge blaze, you could see it good from the house.  Hopes and dreams and Christmas trees are all highly combustible.

I finished transferring the J-tubes and muffler to the spare engine and he helped me shift it on to the jack.  We pulled it out to his bus and I started putting it in.

“It’s unusual to find someone who doesn’t want anything for Christmas,” he said.  I’d given him a pair of vise grips to hold.  I didn’t need them but I figured it would make him feel useful, mebbe shut him up. Wrong.

“I’ve got everything I want.”  I’d checked the splines.  Things were lining up good.  His seals looked new.  I gave them a spray of glycerin so they wouldn’t grab the engine.

“That’s even more unusual,” he said.  He was smiling, acting a little antsy but working hard to keep me happy so he could get the hell out of there.  About the worst thing that could happen to him would be for me to slow down.  So I did.

“People spend too much time wishing for things they don’t need.”  I patted the red high- roof.  “I’ll bet this thing is chock full of yuppie junk, eh?”  He looked uncomfortable, passed the pair of vise grips from hand to hand.  “And what about you?  I’ll bet you’re some sort of retired executive, working a little Christmas-time tax dodge to supplement your retirement, eh?  Bleached beard with a platinum rinse, funny suit and this oh-so-cute Santa’s Helper delivery van, popping up in the middle of the night to trade on an implied warranty almost thirty years old?”

“What are you saying?”  He looked kinda angry.  The sight was as silly as his costume.

“You wouldn’t understand,” I sighed.  I fished the throttle wire thru the blower housing, plugged the engine back in, started the upper nuts and shanghaied him into holding the wrench while I skivvied back under. Did the nuts, torqued to spec, did  the fuel line, checked things over, skivvied back out.  With everything installed underneath, I began putting the engine compartment to rights.

“You mean the religious aspect,” he said.

“You heard about that, eh?”  I kept working.

“Are you a religious man?” he asked softly.

I was connecting the generator leads.  I wanted to ignore him but couldn’t. I stopped, rocked back so I could see his face.  “Yeah,” I told him.  “I’m religious as hell.  And so are you.  But the difference is you worship money and I don’t.”

“And you can tell all that just by working on my van?”  He was smiling. He was no longer angry but really cheerful.

“Yeah, I can.  You’ve had some sort of anti-stick powder-coating process applied to the whole undercarriage.  That must of set you back some major bucks.  But it’s not a car- show kinda van otherwise it would be all original underneath.  That tells me you did it so you could impress your customers with your shiny, never dirty ride and THAT tells me you probably charge some big bucks for your Christmas Eve delivery service gig.”

That wiped the grin off his face.  “Very astute,” he muttered.  Then frowned. “But if you knew it was all just another Christmas-biz scheme, why are we standing out here in the middle of the night while you repair the engine?”

I laughed at him.  “See?  I said you wouldn’t understand.”

I finished the hook-ups, connected the battery, replaced the rear apron, connected the throttle wire, wiped everything down.  “Go run the starter for a minute.  We gotta prime the carb.”  He clumped around to the front and got in.  I hadn’t noticed the boots until then.  Or the buckles.  Ridiculous.

I held the throttle open while he ran the starter.  He held it down for about thirty seconds then came clumping back.  “Won’t it start?”

“It’ll start.”

“Shall I do it some more?”

“Not right now.”  I sat there, loaded a pipe, got it going.  He turned out to be a pipe man too.  Some foreign smelling crap.  I’ve got Prince Albert in the can.  I mentioned that fact but he didn’t get the joke. Or mebbe he did.  It was about a quarter after one.

“What are we waiting for?”

“For the starter to cool. It’ll start now.”  And it did.  Nice steady idle.

I took his credit card and driver’s license, did the paper work.  He balanced the clipboard on the steering wheel, signed both slips without question.  “This is just a deposit,” I explained.  “Bring back my engine, you can tear it up.”  But right then I had a premonition I wouldn’t see him or my engine again.

“What was it I didn’t understand?” he asked softly.  It sounded like he really wanted to know.

“Christmas presents?”  I motioned toward the back of the van.  There was a partition behind the driver’s seat that blocked my view. He nodded. “That’s what you don’t understand.”  He looked blank.  “I get mine all year ’round,” I laughed.

“Like what?”

“Like my family.”  He gave me that frown again and I laughed.  “See? You haven’t got a clue.  A smile from my wife is a better thing to have than any of the crap you’ve got back there.”

The dawn of understanding began to break across his brows.  “That’s… that’s pretty old fashioned.”

“Old as the hills,” I agreed.  “Older than Christmas, too.”

Now he got it.  “I’m sorry,” he stammered.  “I assumed you were a Christian… ”

“I am,” I laughed.  “Of a sort.  And a Muslim, if it comes right down to it. And a Buddhist and a Jew and Inuit too.”  And maybe a touch of White Buffalo.

Now he was laughing and nodding.  “Okay, I get it.  I think.”  But I didn’t think he did.  He cocked his head, gave me a thoughtful look. “Yours must be an interesting wish-list.”

I smiled back at him.  Maybe he really did get it. “Sunsets are nice. A good sunset is a thing to be thankful for.”

“Good health…” he offered.  I nodded.  He was clearly getting it. “Good friends…”

“That’s the idea.  All that…”  I gestured toward the back of the van, “…is just… stuff.”

“It’s the thought that counts…”

“Yeah, but only if the thought is there all year ’round.  Christmas dinner for the homeless followed by 364 hungry days?  Gimme a break.”

He nodded again, slower this time.  “What about the engine?”

“Because I said I would.”

That one took him a minute.  Then he got it.  “Trust…”

“And honor… yeah, stuff like that.  Telling someone you’ll do something then actually doing it…  That’s a present of sorts in today’s world.”

“But… thirty years later…”

“Doesn’t matter.  What got me pissed was you showing up in the middle of the night.  And that silly suit!  Do you know you look like Santa Claus?”  This time we both laughed.

“But haven’t you ever wished for something at Christmas?” he asked softly.

“You mean, like world peace or wishing no one’s house would ever burn down on Christmas Eve…”

He interrupted me with a gesture.  “No, I meant something personal.  A tool, perhaps?”

“I’ve got all the tools I need.”

He kept looking at me.  “Never wished for anything?  Not even once?”

“Sure,” I laughed.  “When I was a kid.”

“What was it?”

Time sucked me back more than half a century.  “A wagon,” I admitted. “A ‘Radio Flyer’ wagon.  It was about the same color as your van. Roller bearing wheels.  It was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.” I was five years old.  I can still smell the oiled wooden floor of the Montgomery Ward store in the little California town as I knelt to worship the marvelous machine.  They had it propped up so you could spin the wheels, listen to the  oily purr of the roller bearings.  I was sure it could go at least a hundred miles an hour and carry me any place I wanted to go, a magic carpet disguised in steel.

“Did you get it?”  The soft question drew me back. Overhead the stars snapped back into focus on the velvet cape of night.

“Take care of my engine,” I ordered as I shut his door, stepped away from the vehicle.

He slid back the glass.  “Did you?”

“You’re going to be late.  Wouldn’t want to upset all those yuppies.” He considered that, conceded the point with a nod.  He fired it up and backed cautiously up the drive then went rolling down the hill toward the road.

I slept late.  When I stepped out of the shower there was a steaming cup of coffee in my favorite mug.  Someone had laid out my shaving tackle.

The kitchen was full of smiles and good smells of things to eat as the women prepared our Christmas dinner.  My wife gave me a big kiss and a bigger smile.  “I almost tripped over it when the kids arrived,” she laughed.  I had no idea what she meant, gave her a blank stare.  She gave me a playful punch.  “Fool. It’s perfect.  I can use it for moving flower pots and carrying potting mix… ”  Something exploded in the microwave and she joined the fire brigade.  I took my coffee out to the patio.

It was parked on the walk under the hibiscus, just inside the redwood gate. A coaster wagon agleam in red.  It looked brand new.  It even smelled new. ‘Radio Flyer’ in white script along the side of the bed. The handle was black.  The wheels white with thick black rubber tires.

My wife came out, slipped her arm around my waist, leaned her head on my shoulder. “It’s beautiful.  Where did you ever find it?”

In the kitchen, my daughter overhead her.  “He probably MADE it!”  Everyone laughed. Even me.

“Is this what you’ve been working on?  You came to bed awfully late.”

I shook my head, sipped my coffee.  My great-grandmother was Kiowa. Coffee was ‘burnt-bean-soup’.  And still is, to me.  “No.  I think it’s a gift.”

My wife gave me an odd look.  “Who would give us something like that?”

“I don’t know.  Maybe a white buffalo.”

She laughed, hugged me a little harder.  “You’re crazy.”

“Yep,” I agreed.

copyright -Bob Hoover -Christmas, 1998

 





Left Fish Hoek 0600-ish. Stopped frequently to check the teardrop wheelnuts, which were loose when I collected it from Bellville and worked loose again between Bellville and Fish Hoek. So I tightened them down well and marked them and so far so good.

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Stopped at the Caltex in Richmond for fuel. I figured I’d make Colesburg but didn’t want to take the chance and good thing too, because when we got to the Caltex at Colesburg (where we were anticipating a good late lunch) there was a chain across the gate and a sign saying “closed until 2017” so we drove on – you know the story -and found an excellent little farm stall place (Meerkat Valley a.k.a. Kuilfontein Farm Stall) outside Springfontein.

pioneer-s

The owner must be some kind of a radiohead because they have this Pioneer SM-Q300B (Interesting to me because I have an FM-B101 in storage — different radio but very similar looks). Also an Akai M-8… wonder if it’s potentially for sale…

Got to Reyneke park and they’re half empty. Over Christmas. This was… unexpected (I didn’t expect to get a campsite when I asked a month or so back, thought I’d been lucky to get it). Anyway. Half empty. So Tanya upgraded us to a chalet because aircon (It’s 37 out there and muggy).

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Nicely designed, just like the ablution blocks that impressed us last time. There’s an interconnecting door so you can also rent two connected chalets for a big party.

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Not quite what I envisaged when I built the teardrop,

 

 





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