No, not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which is what I immediately think of every time I see the abbreviation.

Table Mountain National Park.

I went to their offices in Steenberg this morning to pick up some wild cards for my father. Also picked up maps of the hiking trails on Table Mountain, Silvermine and Simon’s Town (there are additional maps for Cape Point nature reserve and Hout Bay, which I didn’t get).

Now to buy Tanya a new pair of 4x4s and then to get her and the kids up into the mountain. I’ll have to pack some bubbly to entice her to follow me up, and I have no idea how I’ll get her down again, but hey.